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posted 4 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 2:04 pm

poor-provincial-town
© cuddlefeyrac

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

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posted 6 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 2:03 pm

poor-provincial-town
© tokyosluts

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits
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posted 8 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 2:01 pm

u-ok
© andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic
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posted 15 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 1:53 pm

u-ok
© jojenobrien

jojenobrien:

organized crime

i am an organized criminal

all my pirated movies are alphabetized

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posted 15 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 1:53 pm

u-ok
©

mslupin:

hashbrows2:

image

why the fuck did this get over 4 mil notes like this girl is gorgeous but wtf

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posted 16 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 1:52 pm

manofpwn
© littleshrekthings
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posted 18 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 1:50 pm

poor-provincial-town
© summvr

summvr:

when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so

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posted 19 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 1:50 pm

poor-provincial-town
© savedher

tagged as:
# SAME
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posted 20 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 1:49 pm

acciomycroftholmes
© textsfromwhedonverse
omgitsbricey:

f-e-a-r—-n-o-t:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL
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posted 21 minutes ago
5/24/13 @ 1:48 pm

i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal
© alanabloom